Day 105

Today's words:

News

Fish

Promotion

Mulberry

Hanger

India

You know the saying, "Yesterday's news

"Is tomorrow's fish

"And chips paper." I couldn't agree more. The promotion

This week is mulberry

Sauce. It goes well with a hanger

Steak. Or would you rather go to Little India

A/K/A Curry Hill? Seriously, all my friends from India

Call it that, because it's in Murray Hill. But that shouldn't be news

To you. There's one restaurant with a hanger

Outside that's known for its fish

Curry and also a mulberry

Ice cream. I went there after my promotion

To Vice President. As part of that promotion

I was sent on a business trip to India,

Where I ate mulberry

Pie while watching the news.

It seems that a new species of fish

Had been discovered, with a head that resembled a hanger.

My hotel room had only one hanger

In the closet. I suppose if I hadn't gotten that promotion

I wouldn't have had any. People eat a lot of fish

In India,

At least where I was. This wasn't really news

To me, but the frequent use of mulberry

Sauce was. I kept thinking, "Here we go 'round the mulberry

"Bush," as I hung three dresses on the lone hanger.

I scoured the Internet to see if news

Of my promotion

Had made it to India

But all I found were stories about that new fish

Species. No one was quite sure what type of fish

It was exactly. After one final dessert of mulberry

Sorbet, I left India

And the one hanger

I'd been granted due to my promotion

(Ha!) and headed home, where there was still more news

Abouth the fish with the hanger-

Shaped head. And, again, mulberry sauce on promotion.

It felt like I'd never left India, but that's not news.